where oowada loses all ability to can.

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[oowada isn't sure what he was expecting exactly.

bro's not home, shouldn't be home for the next few hours. they had come in together, had something to eat, ishimaru had been talking about some... thing with equations or formulas or some kind of science shit he was currently studying and whatever, he passed his test, so oowada just blanked out on the rest. he does that a lot whenever ishimaru talks about school or cram and especially when he starts in on the mondo don't you want to better society and become an upstanding citizen who separates their trash on time and what the fuck, kiyotaka but whatever.

he's used to it. in fact, he'd be lying if he said he didn't like it sometimes. he's got his own man's path to follow and if ishimaru has stricter rules, that's his business. oowada has enough to deal with his gang and keeping his bike fixed up.

normally they'd go for a ride together, it had become a thing to do when they were alone and oowada wanted to share the wind whipping through their hair and the world zooming by them.

today though. they're in his room. they're sitting on his bed.

and then ishimaru pulls the book out of his bag and oowada is left sitting shirtless and cold.]

...the hell are you doing?

Comments

[disciplinarymeasures]

I'm just trying to correct your form!

[shineoncrazydiamond]

My form didn't need correcting before!

[disciplinarymeasures]

For the sake of your own comfort, I had to speak up! Tilting your head too far could result in some kind of neck pain, you know!

[nope he's not dropping this]

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[just going to put his face in his hands and groan.]

I thought we were gonna fool around, not you fucking lecturing me.

[disciplinarymeasures]

[LECTURE?? OOWADA PLS THIS IS HARDLY A LECTURE]

...Ah, well...

[He doesn't really have a response to that...Ishimaru just sort of clears his throat awkwardly. Apparently the situation has finally caught up with him.]

...I want to make sure we do everything right.

[He offers this as an explanation.]

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[WHATEVER. HE HASN'T BUILT UP IMMUNITY TO YOU YET, ISHIMARU.

Removing his hands, his cheeks are already stained with a blush.]

It's not a math, Kiyotaka. [ugh] Shit, it's us. It's supposed to feel good and I'm your man, right? So, I'm gonna make you feel good!!

[disciplinarymeasures]

[BUT THAT'S NOT FORMULAIC AT ALL!!!

However, Ishimaru doesn't want to hurt Oowada's feelings, so - and it's obvious to anyone that this is almost painful to say:]

Then let's do things your way this time.

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[unfortunately mister oblivious here? miiiiiight have missed out on that.

instead!! wrapping his arms around you and lifting you up onto his lap he goes!]

omg why are all his facial expressions so intense

[disciplinarymeasures]

[Ishimaru has no idea what to do here. So he's just sort of not going to do anything. If he looks uncomfortable at all, it's nothing personal - he's just not used to doing things spontaneously.]

my mind is only going to horrible places so i can't help you

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[oowada can see that he does, actually. he blinks a little, before the pet name slips out. he doesn't use it often but well, they're alone and ishimaru is so warm in his lap.]

Babe? You lookin' like I just stuffed you in a shoebox.

sobbing

[disciplinarymeasures]

[Ishimaru's face turns ever so slightly red at the pet name.]

It's nothing! Doing things without planning them out...it's something I'm not really used to, that's all!

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[he is going to regret this. he is so going to regret this.]

...did you plan what we were gonna do?

[disciplinarymeasures]

[what have yoU DONE]

It isn't anything you could call a concrete plan, as I didn't have enough time to finish it before cram school. Think of it as more of an outline!

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[













silence.]

[disciplinarymeasures]

[Ishimaru gets up, grabs his bag, and fishes through it. Then, he presents a piece of paper to Oowada. It's just a list of bullet points in impeccable handwriting.

SCHEDULE 14
-Walk to Mondo's home together
-See schedules 4, 7, 8, 10 for suggestions on how to spend the time
(NOTE: review motorcycle owner's manual in case the conversation goes in that direction)
-IF Daiya-san is home, leave promptly
-IF Daiya-san is not home, then:
-

And that's where it cuts off.]

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[staring. reading the piece of paper and in an impressive moment of clarity:]

We're not gonna do anything until you make a new list, are we.

[ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS KISS YOU AND MAYBE SUCK ON YOUR TONGUE, JESUS.]

[disciplinarymeasures]

You should help me make it!

[this is ishimaru's version

of bonding]

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[oowada kind of wants to cry. no lie.

BUT... over their time together he's learned to compromise in his own way and he can do that here, no matter how appropriate or inappropriate it will be.]

You, me, my tongue in your mouth.

[disciplinarymeasures]

[Completely unfazed:]

Is there a technical term for that? I mean, "make out" just sounds so...

......

...Well, I guess it will have to do.

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[sitting cross legged now, propping his chin up with a hand. his mouth will curve into a slight smile hidden by his hand.]

Clothes? Lose 'em.

[disciplinarymeasures]

Is that during or after the previous step?

[Ishimaru is concentrating on this too hard.]

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[now he's facepalming.]

[disciplinarymeasures]

It's a legitimate question! According to the manual, undressing commonly happens simultaneously with making out, but it's not unheard of for it to take place after!

[please stop him, this is going to go on forever]

[shineoncrazydiamond]

[okay. OKAY. standing up now, walking over and grabbing the paper of his hands. invading all of his personal space, his nostrils faintly flaring.]

I'm gonna kiss you, gonna suck on your tongue and your neck even though you'll bitch at me about leaving a mark and then I'm gonna shove your clothes off, press you down into the bed and, shut you up.

[disciplinarymeasures]

[Ishimaru is dumb as a box of rocks, but he's pretty sure there is only one appropriate response to this.]

...Okay.